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Will Trade Firstborn for Libertines Tickets

Yes, seriously! You'd have to impregnate me first, but I'd be entirely willing to give you the potential fruit of my loins in exchange for two tickets to the Libertines warm-up gig at the forum. It seems like a fair exchange
I'm not normally a fan of listing my good points, but now seems like a reasonable opportunity. And, when it comes down to it, genetics have been kind.
I have a good bone structure with high cheekbones, (naturally) blonde hair and moderately large blue eyes. Even when I screw up my eating habits altogether, my body remains happily at a healthy weight which shows, if nothing else, a resilience to being fucked up. I'm intelligent enough to be doing on target for a distinction at MA level, after graduating with a first (and the highest mark in my year) in English literature at cardiff last year. I'm musical and fiercely creative, can wink with both eyes and touch my nose with my tongue! What more can you want?
So there you go... my bid is on the table and a lot more serious than it sounds. If you want to take me up on it, just let me know..

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lah_de_dah
Aug. 19th, 2010 08:07 am (UTC)
If someone was willing to pay for my entire degree for me then I might consider going to see the Libertines without kicking and screaming.

You do have good bone structure though. Are they on sale yet?
parenthesised
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:39 pm (UTC)
Oh god - you're going to refuse to speak to me, aren't you? Bone structure aside!

Blargh! There was a ballot... in which I failed... followed by tickets going on sale for all of, um, 6 minutes before they sold out. A bit bleak, really.
light_maiden
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:49 pm (UTC)
one day I will pick an account and cling to it, sloth-like... Until then, I will just get confused!
serenasnape
Aug. 19th, 2010 12:33 pm (UTC)
You do have the loveliest cheekbones in the world, but sadly I have no tickets for you ;( Have some tea instead.
parenthesised
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
I see your icon, and raise you...
serenasnape
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:52 pm (UTC)
Nice. I have no lesbians, and I'm out of tea, so have some subtext.
parenthesised
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:54 pm (UTC)
awesome!...
eisenlunge
Aug. 19th, 2010 01:19 pm (UTC)
I'm going to have to agree with Lily on this one. In retrospect, I'm not sure what I was doing with my teenage years. That said I probably would go for the epic lulz.
parenthesised
Aug. 19th, 2010 02:37 pm (UTC)
you break my heart, the pair of you! also, you know, you were meeting me. That matters, doesn't it? Despite my unswerving loyalty? Right?!...
lah_de_dah
Aug. 19th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
lol said karl
eisenlunge
Aug. 19th, 2010 03:39 pm (UTC)
I'm imagining the Cumberbutch reading that to me right now. Icon choice win.
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